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  • Dec. 13th, 2009 at 6:16 PM
Lonely/Sad
This is a bit of a BAWWWW post so you can ignore it.

But, Christmas may be a bit bleak for my family this year, since my brother is in hospital in Germany and unable to leave just yet, or fly for four weeks. He broke his collarbone snowboarding, and had to have an operation on it. But, unfortunately, there was a complication during the operation so now his lung keeps filling up with fluid for some reason :/

Yeah, so everyone is worried about it.

On the other hand, I have a temp job in Claire's Accessories now thanks to my sister. I get paid £4 an hour. I'm sure that's illegal somewhere, but I need the money, no matter how little =3=
  • Location:North Wales
  • Mood: worried
  • Music:Black Rock Shooter - Miku

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GILBERT'S AWESOME WEEK (written by this meme)

  • Nov. 25th, 2009 at 11:50 PM
Scared
Stolen from [info]mochirisu who requisitioned it from [info]sutera

And now I'll let this write fanfiction from me, as I have become so lazy all I can do is type a name and let it do it for me.

(EDIT: Because the LJ won't show the meme pictures, and no matter what I try it won't work, just know that the following was written by the meme, and I just gave it words *sighs)

( Click for Gilbert's adventure! )





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Eyeshield 21 fanfic: Leopard Spots

  • Oct. 26th, 2009 at 5:31 PM
Ufufufu~
Yeah, after a fortnight, I finally finished the Eyeshield 21 manga. I should get started on the anime, but I'll get right on that after I do my woefully neglected English essay. As much as I'm loathe to do work, I don't want to face an angry Mrs. Brown when I come back from my Half Term break.

So I wrote a fanfic on it. It's tradition, whenever I finish a manga or anime, I have to write a fanfic on it, just to honour it.

So, enjoy.


Title: Leopard Spots
Author/Artist: KivaEmber
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Hiruma, Sena, Cerberus
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sena stumbles across a sleeping Hiruma, ponders why the wicked rest, and has Cerberus set on him.
 

( Hiruma is my favourite character ever )

 


  • Location:North Wales
  • Mood: accomplished
  • Music:Kokoro - Nico Nico Chorus

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Writer's Block: Nothing to fear but fear itself

  • Oct. 16th, 2009 at 12:58 PM
Ryuuku

What is your biggest fear? Have you tried to overcome it?

Submitted By [info]teammccracken


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Elevators. And no. I haven't.

I don't know why I'm terrified of elevators, but the mere thought of stepping in one makes me wish to curl up into a ball and cry, so I haven't tried to 'face my fears'. I am never, never ever stepping into an elevator for as long as I live, even if the choice is stepping into it or getting stabbed by an axe weilding maniac or a bear or something.
  • Mood: blah

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Ysgol

  • Sep. 3rd, 2009 at 9:39 AM
Ryuuku

Well, I suppose I should've done a rant on the first day of school, but there wasn't really anything to rant about aside it being exhausting and running my patience into the ground with a well used pile driver. The little kids were annoying as per usual, the new lower Sixth multiplied like rabbits, and my timetable made me nearly froth with rage at how I have lessons in first lesson and last lesson, but nothing for three hours in between. This annoys me because I can no longer have home study, which is when I can go to school when I have lessons, and leave when I don't. I have to stay the whole day.

(Walking home takes an hour, so, what? I walk home, spend an hour there, then walk back? Oh, what fun that shall be)

But today, I found something to whine rant about. Today, is one of the days I like, because I only have two lessons in the morning, meaning I can bugger off afterwards. But today, the teacher is busy, and has said that double Biology isn't on. I have nothing to do for today, which is usually good because I can leave. 

However, Mrs. Rogers, our Head of Year, has ordered that I cannot leave until end of school, which is, oh, five and a half hours away from now. I have to obey this, sort of, because I need to sign afternoon registration other wise my parents get a text of me skiving...even if I haven't got anything to skive off *rolls eyes* 

I'm just going to bugger off after I sign afternoon register, which is...three hours from now. Goody. 

Alright, that off my chest...I shall continue to RP porn with the school server. *Scuttles off*   

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Schol's out for...Rainy Summer

  • Jul. 3rd, 2009 at 12:33 PM
Fangirling
Yes, today is my final day in school for summer holidays, although the weather outside doesn't seem to be conforming with the whole "School's Out for Summer" montarge and instead is pissin' it down with rain. But, whatever, it's not like I would've gone out anyway, what with being a hermit and all.

Obviously, my fellow sixth formers were very excitable, and most of the antics in the common room revolved around shooting Gareth, protected with nothing more than a empty bucket of ice cream as a psuedo helmet and a banana for...some reason, on a skateboard at a pyramid of chairs.  Much lulz ensued for all of us gathered, and then we went out and attempted to turn Park's Mini around, but nearly took the shell off so we wrapped cling film around it instead.

Now we're all in the resource room, playing with the computer projecter and watching...something. I'm not sure, I think it's Yahtzee.

Anyway, I just have one more lesson, English, and then I am free to walk in the torrential rain and go home. I do have work experience for two weeks, but after that, I have six weeks of relaxation and porning.

Tata

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[Hetalia] Brotherly 'Love'

  • Jun. 30th, 2009 at 4:59 PM
Sooo...?

Title: Brotherly 'Love'

Artist/Author: KivaEmber

Character(s)/Pairing(s): England, Wales, Scotland

Rating: T+

Summary: OC Nations attempt. Characterisation of Llywelyn, aka Wales, and Edmund, aka Scotland, and their relationship with Arthur. Somewhat Crackish.

A/N: Don't take this seriously, people. I was planning on introducing OC-tans, Wales and Scotland, into my Re_Born series just because, and then this little plotbunny was brought into life during an MSN conversation and a certain episode of Scrubs. It's silly, borderline crack, really, so, once again, don't take this seriously :D

 
(Plus, I fail at Scottish accents, so I didn't put it in in case I mangled it horribly beyond recognition. >.< Imagine Edmund's speaking in an accent :D; *Is shot*)

 

 

Enjoy!

 

( Messed up families are fun )

 

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Writer's Block: Close Call

  • May. 21st, 2009 at 6:26 PM
Scared

Accidents happen all the time, and often we walk away miraculously uninjured. What has been your closest call with avoiding serious harm in an accident?


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When my Dad nearly ran me over with our pick up truck. Srsly.

Although most of the fault was mine, still though, scared the shit out of me when the truck breezed past me, like, a centimetre. Nearly got hit with the sideview mirror.

  • Location:North Wales
  • Music:The Bird and the Worm - The Used

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Writer's Block: Word for Word

  • May. 14th, 2009 at 12:33 PM
Ryuuku

How many (if any) songs do you know by heart? What are they?


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I haven't done one of these in a while, mostly because I thought the questions where lame or weird or something (and argI saw a Twatlight one, though I can't remember what it's about. Oh dear, my memory is going down the pan, hurr hurr hurr), but I thought, I have time ti kill before I go down to the gym and WORK OUT...then I have to fly home on a magic invisible Broccoli-mobile and do seven requests and a beta thingy all within this day.

Revision will be slipped in somehow.

Anyway, question, question, question...Huhnn...well, I know a bajillion songs off by heart since I have a very good memory for those things - even if I haven't heard the song in over a year or something, still remember the words off by heart (and yet, I can't say the same for all the answers to my Chemistry and Biology work in the exam, I can remember quotes from the book in the English exam though - I'm good at those too, quotes).

Aah, but a handful that  I know~? Well, J-Rock ones like Gackt and Kagamine, even though I only loosely understand what they're saying. Orz. I know the German Anthem, the British and the Welsh Anthem off by heart too. And the rest, the huge amount...are Musicals. I know every person's line, their actions and their sngs off by heart because I am a sad sad person and if I don't become a Surgeon or a moocher writer I will be one of those weirdoes who lurk in the backstage of a musical trying to sing or some such shit like that.

Hahah. My future is made.


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System Crash

  • May. 10th, 2009 at 7:33 PM
Ryuuku
*Takes a deep breath*

...

So.

My fagtop crashed.

Completely

Full system crash.

Deleted everything.

Found out I had like five Trojans on it.

So.

Yes.

*Takes another deep breath*

I was able to recover everything, but my registry is a mess.

So.

If you excuse me, I'm going to scream in my pillow.
  • Location:North Wales
  • Mood: angry
  • Music:Pink Spider - Kagamine Rin

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[Challenge] Colloquial Advice

  • May. 5th, 2009 at 9:49 PM
Ryuuku

Challenge #6 - write a piece consisting solely of dialogue.
Title: Colloquial Advice
Rating: T+
Warnings: A lot of swearing and sexual implications.
Summary: Love advice over the phone.
Word Count: 970 words
Notes?: Oooh, this was a challenge. I’m used to describing things and describing body language as well as dialogue, but, hey, I gave it a shot. Written for

[info]scribblespark  challenge.


 

 

( Youthful problems with life~ )

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[Other Work] Overcast

  • May. 4th, 2009 at 12:56 AM
Ryuuku

Other Work

Title: Overcast

Rating: T

Summary: Engel and his fellow Dæmon talk about the ‘good old days’ and how the present day is.

Universe: Resonance-verse.

Notes?: Just an excerpt of a Universe I made.


 

( Trouble at the old mill... )

 

 

  • Location:North Wales
  • Mood: accomplished
  • Music:With Me - Sum 41

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MSN Madness: Shiro Sparkle Vs. Voldemint Part two

  • May. 2nd, 2009 at 8:28 PM
Ryuuku
Part two

 
( EMBARCE THE MADNESS A SECOND TIME )
I say:

ICHI WILL BE SO ANNOYED HE WON'T MOVE SHIRO FROM THE BATHTUB

We can not deliver your message 'SHIRO WILL WAKE UP WITH A CRICK IN HIS NECK AND WITH A HORRIBLE HANG OVER' to I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth!, because you appear to be offline.
I say:

SHIRO WILL WAKE UP WITH A CRICK IN HIS NECK AND WITH A HORRIBLE HANG OVER

I say:

SHIRO WILL WAKE UP WITH A CRICK IN HIS NECK AND WITH A HORRIBLE HANG OVER

I say:

WHINING IS IMMINENT

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

IMMINENT

I say:

"Ichiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~!"

I say:

HIGH PITCHED VOICE AND THAT ANNOYIN TONE WHINING PEOPLE HAVE

I say:

SHIRO WILL BE STUCK IN THE BATHTUB

I say:

BE WAVING HIS LIMBS AROUND LIKE A TURTLE ON ITS BACK

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

HEEEEEELPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I say:

I'M STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

"GRAWGH!"

I say:

OH IT'S A GOD THING THAT THE PAPARAZZI COULDN'T GET A PICTURE OF THIS

I say:

IT WOULD RUIN HIS AWESOME REP

I say:

CEO OF SHIRO SPARKLES ENTERPRISE UNABLE TO GET OUT OF BATHTUB AFTER NIGHT OF BINGE DRINKING

I say:

(ALSO KILLED A CAT)

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDDD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

HE HAS ON LADY STOCKINGS FOR SOME REASON

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

AND A TIJUANA PIN

I say:

YES

I say:

HE DOESN;T REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT

I say:

BUT HE HAD A PENTAGRAM DRAWN ON HIS STOMACH

I say:

ASKED ICHI IF HE WAS JEWISH NOW

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

I say:

APPARENTLY HE JOINED A CULT

I say:

LED BY SOME GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF ENGLAND

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

LULZ

I say:

STRANGE MAN

I say:

HE GIVES SHIRO SOME PRODUCTS FOR HIS SHIRO SPARKLES

I say:

CALLED 'FAIRY DUST'

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XD

I say:

DOESN'T KNOW IF IT'S A DRUG OR WHATEVER< BUT IT'S GOING IN

I say:

ONLY PRICE IS THAT HE HAS TO GO TO A CULT MEETING EVERY SATURDAY

We can not deliver your message 'TRY TO CURSE AMERICA' to I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth!, because you appear to be offline.
I say:

TRY TO CURSE AMERICA

We can not deliver your message 'TYR TO CURSE AMERICA' to I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth!, because you appear to be offline.
I say:

TYR TO CURSE AMERICA

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

NOT BAD

I say:

NOPE

I say:

ALL THEY DO IS CURSE AMERICA

I say:

AND SHIRO CONVINCED THEM TO CURSE VOLDEMORT TOO

I say:

SEEMS TO WORK SINCE ONE OF THEIR FACTORIES SUFFERED A MYSTERIOUS FIRE

I say:

ICHI IS ANNOYED WHEN SHIRO HOLDS THE CULT MEETINGS SOMETIMES AT HOME

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDDD

I say:

"Shiro, I don't want cultists in this house!"

I say:

"Aww, c'mon Ichi! We're jus' gonna be doin' some wuick cursin', have a snack, then go an' get drunk in one o' th' beer halls."

I say:

"That's exactly why I don't want them here!"

I say:

Poor Ichi

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

Poor Ichi

I say:

Shiro would bring them anyway

I say:

Force Ichi to sit in on one of them

I say:

Saying that it would be fun

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

Pooooor Ichi

I say:

HE DOESN'T KNOW ANYONE IN THE FRUITY CLUB

I say:

HE FEELS SO MUCH LIKE A THIRD WHEEL

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

AWKWARD

I say:

Doesn't help that Shiro keeps telling his cultist friends the things that Ichi can do in bed

I say:

Ichi keeps stamping on his toes to shut him up

I say:

Only works for a few minutes

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDD

I say:

"An' this one time Ichi- Ow!"

I say:

"Shut. Up."

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

Uh, brb. There's apparently another crisis going on

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

Our water cooler exploded. Again.

I say:

Again?

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

Last night, I went upstairs and there was water everywhere. It did it again today. Our floors are pretty much ruined now =_____=

I say:

That sucks

I say:

IF ONLY YOU HAD SHIRO SPARKLE

I say:

THAT WOULD FIX IT RIGHT UP

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDD IF ONLY

I say:

Shiro doesn't have to pay for repairs ever again, because of Shiro Sparkles

I say:

It fixes EVERYTHIN

I say:

(Actually, Ichi cleans and fixes everything)

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

Damn

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

The world wouldn't need anything else.

I say:

Shiro Sparkles is medicine, food, DIY things, make up, everything!

I say:

Voldemint quails in fear of SHIRO SPARKLES!

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XD

19:47:36 - I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! appears to be offline and will receive your messages after signing in
19:49:26 - I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! has signed back in
I say:

Orz, orz, orz

I say:

Tropi's father is annoying

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

D:

I say:

He keeps calling her away when we're RPing

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

He kicking her off?

I say:

>.<

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

DDDDD<

I say:

So now...until 11pm my time...no RPing DDD:

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

WUT

I say:

...LET'S CONTINUE SHIRO'S AFFILIATION WITH BRITAIN'S CULT AND ICHI'S MISFORTUNE

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

YES

I say:

SO WHERE WERE WE? SHIRO TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT HIS SEXUAL ESCAPADES WITH ICHI?

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

I THINK SO

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

AND ICHI WAS STOMPING HIS FOOT

I say:

YES

I say:

THAT'S IT

I say:

AND THE CULTIST WERE GOING GO TO THE BEER HALLS FOR A CELEBRATORY DRINK WELL DONE ON CURSING ALFRED, I MEAN AMERICA

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XD

I say:

AMERICA'S ECONOMY HAS BEEN GOING DOWN

I say:

WELL DONE MEN

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

WELL DONE

I say:

SHIRO WILL BE TRYING TO MAKE ICHI DRUNK

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

OF COURSE

I say:

BUT ICHI'S LIKE 'NO. I DON'T WANT TO PASS OUT IN THE BATHTUB AND GET STUCK LIKE YOU'

I say:

"That only happened one time!"

I say:

"It happened over thirty times you idiot!"

I say:

"...Not in the same tub!"

I say:

THERE HAS BEEN MANY TUBS THAT SHIRO PASSED OUT IN

I say:

NOT USUALLY HIS OWN

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

THE TUB STORE IS RUINED BECAUSE OF HIM

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

HAD TO GO OUT OF BUSINESS

I say:

YES

I say:

HE KEPT THROWING UP IN THEM

I say:

SLEEPING IN THEM

I say:

DEFILING THEIR TUBS

I say:

THEY HAD ICHI'S NUMBER ON SPEED DAIL

I say:

"Sir...your boyfriend has passed out in one of our tubs again."

I say:

"......I'll be right there."

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDDDDD

I say:

NO TUB IS SAFE FROM SHIRO

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

POOR TUBS

I say:

SHIRO SAYS HE SPRINKLES THEM WITH SHIRO SPARKLE TO MAKE THEM BETTER, BUT IT JUST MAKES THEM GLITTERY AND SMELL LIKE CAKE

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

I LOVE AKE

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

CAKE

I say:

DOESN;T QUITE COVER THE SMELL OF VOMIT THOUGH

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

DAMN

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

VOMIT CAKE

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

NOT APPEALING

I say:

NO

I say:

ICHI STILL DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHIRO'S DRUNKEN OBSESSION IS WITH BATHTUBS

I say:

IT'S A MYSTERY

I say:

ESPECIALLY SINCE HE KEEPS GETTING STUCK IN THEM

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDDDD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

LUUULZ

I say:

THIS CONVO IS TOTALLY GOING ON MY LJ

I say:

TOO EPIC

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDDDDDD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

GETTING STUCK IN TUBS

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

MAN

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

THE TUB STORE NOW HAS TO HAVE SECUREITY CAMERAS

I say:

HAVE TO REDIRECT DRUNK!SHIRO TOWARDS THEIR RIVAL TUB STORE

I say:

WHICH DOES THE SAME

I say:

SHIRO JUST GIVES UP AND PASSES OUT IN A DITCH OR A PARK BENCH

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDDDDDDD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

PARK BENCH

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

SO HE WAKES UP AND SQUIRRELS HAVE STORED NUTS IN HIS HAIR

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

AND PANTS

I say:

DAMN SQUIRRELS

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

YES

I say:

STILL KEEPS FINDING ACORNS IN HIS PANTS

I say:

ICHI COMES ACROSS SHIRO IN THE PARK ONCE

I say:

SMIRKS AT THE SQUIRREL ON HIS HEAD AND THE BIRDS USING HIS KNEE AS A PERCH

I say:

ADORABLE IMAGE

I say:

SHIRO WILL DENY IT

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDD

I say:

NO WAY IS HE ADORABLE

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

HES LIK A PART OF NATURE

I say:

YES

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

ANIMALS ARE DRAWN TO HIM

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

SNOW WHITE

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

RIGHT THAR

I say:

MASSHIRO

I say:

I CALL HIM THAT AS HIS FIRST NAME INSTEAD OF HICHIGO

I say:

LOLOLOL. THE PAPARAZZI GOT A PICUTRE OF HIM PASSED OUT ON THE PARK BENCH WITH THE ANIMALS ON HIIM

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XD

I say:

ANIMAL WELFARE CHARITIES COME FLOCKING TO HIM

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDDDD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

ALWAYS SHOVE THE HOMELESS PUPPY IN HIS FACE

I say:

Shiro tries to resist

I say:

After all, he has to uphold a badass reputation

I say:

BUT THE PUPPY'S EYES COMPEL HIM!

I say:

ON HYPNOTISM

I say:

YES

I say:

NOT BECAUSE SHIRO CARES

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDDDDD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

THAT DOG IS EVIL

I say:

YES

I say:

KEEPS MAKING HIM DONATE MONEY

I say:

WHICH HE IS STINGY ABOUT FOR THE SAKE OF BEING STINGY

And so on.

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  • Location:North Wales
  • Mood: accomplished
  • Music:With Me - Sum 41

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MSN Madness Shiro Sparkle Vs. Voldemint Part one

  • May. 2nd, 2009 at 8:26 PM
Ryuuku
Now then, more MSN madness.

This time between my Canadian friend Broken and me. XD It starts off as cuisine, then goes into something very...odd to say the least. Unless you know our inside jokes, orz, orz, orz

Enjoy!

( EMBRACE THE MADNESS )</div>( Read more... )
I say:

Welsh deserts XD

I say:

I want stew now too

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

@_____@ Oi.... haven't had pudding in so long

I say:

Steamed Snowdon Pudding, Monmouth Pudding, Welsh Amber Pudding, Welsh Cakes, Hot Butter Sponge, Slapan, Laverbread Oatcakes.

I say:

Those are Welsh deserts

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

@____@ YUM

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

Grawgh! Your making me hungry!

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

I just HAD breakfast .... what. 4 hours ago.

I say:

What time is it over there?

I say:

12ish?

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

11:36

I say:

Huh

I say:

XD

I say:

Cockle Pie

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

LULZ

I say:

Lol. Just remmebered My Immortal

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

COCKLE

I say:

Where Dumbledore Cockled

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:


XDDDDDDDDDDD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

WHAT ARE YOU MUTHERFUCKERS DOING

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

HE WAS YELLING COZ HE HAD A HEADACHE

I say:

XD

I say:

GAAAH! SO MUCH OOCNESS

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDDDDDDD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

DUMBLEDORE SWEARS ALL THE TIME

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

SO NON OOCNESS

I say:

XD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

I MEAN THE 5TH BOOK OR WHATEVER HE WAS SWEARING LIKE CRAZY

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

AND ALL THE TEACHERS GO GOTH

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

AND LOVE HER

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

NATURALLY

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

LOOPIN

I say:

SNIP

I say:

SNOP

I say:

XD

I say:

VOLDEMINT

I say:

VOLFEMORT

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

HES DELICIOUSLY MINTY

I say:

I WOULD BUY THAT

I say:

IF IT WAS TOOTHPASTE

I say:

VOLDEMINT, ALSO KNOWN AS THE TOOTHPASTE-THAT-MUST-NOT-BE-NAMED

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

ITS LOCATED NEXT TO THE COLGATE

I say:

YES

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

IN BRIGHT PACKAGING.

I say:

LIKE DIABOLO DILDO ORANGE

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

YES

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

AND VOLDEMINT WILL BE SAYING "I KILL NOT ONLY PARENTS BUT PLAQUE TOO! NOW YOU CAN JOIN ME IN THE FIGHT!"

I say:

XD OH LOL

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

I'd buy that shit.

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

ESPECIALLY IF HE HAD HIS OWN ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

LIKE THE SCOOBY DOO ONES

I say:

OH GOD YES

I say:

In small print: "The money gained from this purchase will help both Death and I to finally be rid of that Potter brat."

I say:

Me and my friends decided that Death is in cahoots with killing Voldemort, and Harry has some Anti-Death forcefield around him

I say:

Images of Death smashing a metal chair against the forcefield sparked much lulz

I say:

"JUST. FUCKING. DIE. ALL. READY. GAH!" Chair breaks

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

LIKE A PRO WRESTLER

I say:

Poor Death

I say:

Yes

I say:

He then had a mental breakdown, sobbing and kneeling before the forcfield, punching it feebly with his fists

I say:

"Just diiiie~ I've always had a perfect recoooooord~"

I say:

HE'S ONLY TRYING TO DO HIS JOB HARRY, GOD

I say:

STOP FAILING AT DYING

I say:

YOU'RE MAKING DEATH SAD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

GOD POTTER

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

LET DEATH DO HIS JOB

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

YOUR DESTROYING HIM

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

HES GOING TO HAVE TO GO ON WELFARE

I say:

POOR DEATH. FIRST IT WAS THAT DEAD NATION THAT REFUSES TO BLOODY DIE AND NOW THIS BRAT

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

DEAD NATION

I say:

GILBERT'S EGO DOESN;T FIT THROUGH THE PORTAL TO WHEREVER DEAD PEOPLE GO

I say:

DEATH WAS NOT AMUSED

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDDDDDD

I say:

"Just go through!"

I say:

"I can't! It won't lemme through, see!"

I say:

"...Bloody egotistical bastards. They always give me trouble."

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDDDDDD Oh Gilbo

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

POOR DEATH

I say:

AND DEATH WOULD BE GETTING DRUNK WITH ENGLAND

I say:

BECAUSE ENGLAND CAN SEE SUPERNATURAL SHIT LIKE THAT

I say:

AND WOULD BE DEATH'S COMFORTING SHOULDER

I say:

Lol. Tropi:

atandy11@hotmail.com says:

Shiro Sparkle VS Voldemint

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDDDDDDDD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

UM

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

4SRS

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

EPIC

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

WORLD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

BATTLE

I say:

YES

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

I'd start in the Supermarket

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

Both offering free small samples of their product

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

THE COMPETITION IS ON

I say:

YES

I say:

INFORMERCIALS WILL BE ABOUT EITHER SHIRO SPARKLE OR VOLDEMINT

I say:

NO OTHER PRODUCT WILL BE ABLE TO GET SLOTS

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

NOPE.

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

BOTH SLAMMING THE OTHER PRODUCT

I say:

LOLOL. ALFRED WOULD BE ANNOYED

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

FUCK ALFRED

I say:

JAPAN AND BRITISH PRODUCTS BEATING DOWN HIS CRAPPY AMERICAN SHIT

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDDDDDD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

YEEEEES

I say:

VOLDEMORT WOULD FORGET ABOUT HARRY POTTER

I say:

HE HAS A MORE WORTHY ADVERSARY NOW

I say:

SHIROSAKI HICHIGO

I say:

CEO OF SHIRO SPARKLES ENTERPRISE

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDD

I say:

HARRY WOULD GET TOTALLY PARANOID

I say:

BECAUSE ALL THE DEATH EATERS ARE SENT TO WORK IN THE VOLDEMINT FACTORIES

I say:

NO MUGGLE DEATHS OR ANYTHING

I say:

THEY'RE VOLDEMORT'S MAIN CUSTOMERS

I say:

SO HE CAN'T KILL THEM OFF ANYMORE>

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDDDD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

WHAT WOULD BE DO

I say:

HARRY WOULD BE LIKE 'HE'S PLANNING SOMETHING'

I say:

VOLDEMORT IS

I say:

BUT NOT WHAT HARRY THINKS

I say:

SHIRO WOULDN'T BE PLANNING AT ALL

I say:

HE'D BE TOO BUSY BANGING ICHI ON HIS BRAND NEW CEO DESK

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XD

I say:

SAYING 'I TOLD YA SO'

I say:

BECAUSE ICHI DIDN'T BELIEVE IN HIS SHIRO SPARKLE PRODUCT

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

VOLDEMORT WOULD PROBABLY BE MUTTERING 'I WOULD HAVE SUCCEEDED IF IT WASN'T FOR THOSE MEDDLING KIDS."

I say:

XD

I say:

SCOOBY DOO REFERENCES FTW

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDDD

I say:

OH GOD. THOSE INTERVIEW THINGYS. CONFERENCES

I say:

WHERE THE CEOS ARE IN PUBLIC AND BEING QUESTIONED BY THE REPORTERS ABOUT THEIR PRODUCTS

I say:

SHIRO AND VOLDEMORT

I say:

TOTALLY BE BITCHING ABOUT EACH OTHER

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDDDDD O GOD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

AT LEAST VOLDEMINT DOESNT HAVE RAT FECES IN IT.
ANYMORE.

I say:

LOL

I say:

SHIRO WOULD CAPITALISE ON THE 'ANYMORE'

I say:

"BUT IT /DID/ HAVE RAT FAECES IN IT!"

I say:

SMEARING CAMPAIGNS

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDDDDDD

I say:

PROPAGANDA POSTERS

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

PROPAGANDA POSTERS

I say:

XD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XDDD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

Great Minds...

I say:

THINK ALIKE

I say:

BLACKMAILING...

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

OH, THEY'D CARPET LONDON WITH THOSE

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

OOOOOOOH

I say:

atandy11@hotmail.com says:

Shiro would sneak in and try to contaminate the toothpaste with his Shiro sparkle

I say:

^ Shiro the albino Ninja

I say:

He stands out.

I say:

But still, he's a NINJA

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

Ah yessss.

I say:

Ichi would have to totally watch his back

I say:

In case Voldemort sends out his Death 'Dealers'

I say:

(My Immortal, lol)

I say:

Sounds more friendly then Death Eaters. They're his business men and lawyers now

I say:

As well and slaves in his factories

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XD

I say:

Voldemort will use his nefarious ways from his evil villain days to MAKE Shiro bow down to him

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

Sounds like drug dealers

I say:

Starting with the cliché grab the one he wants~

I say:

Loves

I say:

Orz

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XD

I say:

atandy11@hotmail.com says:

So then Voldemort would go and kidnap Ichigo
atandy11@hotmail.com says:

And hold him hostage and try to force Shiro to sell Shiro Sparkles to him.
atandy11@hotmail.com says:

(AS in the company, not the product)

I say:

Voldemort does want the product Shiro Sparkles

I say:

He just can't outright buy it, being its rival and all

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

Look bad. What it the paparazzi caught that

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

VOLDEMORT USES SHIRO SPARKLES PAGE 12

I say:

XD

I say:

SHIRO WOULD BE SMUG

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

O YES

I say:

"Keheheh! Excellent!"

I say:

"Have you been watching The Simpsons again?"

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XD

I say:

"...Sh'up."

I say:

XD

I say:

SHIRO LIKES HIS COMEDIES

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

REMINDS ME OF A PHOTO I SAW OF GILBO. HE WAS EATING ICE CREAM AND THE TV SAID "NEXT UP HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER" AND HE WAS ALL "FUCK MY LIFE"

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

WHICH IS SHIRO

I say:

OH YES

I say:

XD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

HE LOVES HIS COMEDIES

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

>D

I say:

HE DOES

I say:

("I passed out on your turtle and killed him. One day you'll thank me.")

I say:

Lol. Simpsons

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

I don't remember that quote D:

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

OHNOES

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

IM GETTING RUSTY

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

SHIT

I say:

It was just on XD

I say:

Homer was drunk

I say:

But that sounds like something Shiro would say XDD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XD YES

I say:

"I jus' killed yer cat, some day ya'll thank me..." Stumbles off to the toilet to puke

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XD

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

O yes

I say:

Then passes out in the bathtub

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

Pants down

I say:

Snoring loudly

I say:

Beer bottle clutched in a hand

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

XD Classic drunk

I say:

Ichi will be not amused

I say:

Especially as Shiro missed the toilet

I say:

Both puking and peeing

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

O nooooo

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

AWWWWWWWWWWW

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

NOOOOOOOOOOO

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

LULZ CLEAN IT ICHI

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

SHIRO WONTS

I say:

HELL NO

I say:

LIKE HELL HE'LL BE ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES CLEANING UP HIS OWN FILTH

I say:

THAT'S ICHI'S JOB

I love NAZI COCK. Seig heil in my mouth! says:

THERE SHOULD BE MAIDS THERE FOR THAT

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Stress

  • Apr. 24th, 2009 at 7:02 PM
PWN'D!
I.

Hate.

Essays.

So.

Fucking.

Much.

I've written far too many in my school life, and I would've thought by now in A-Level English I'd be able to write a decent one. Guh. GUH. *Flails madly* I don't need to shout out that I failed my bloody coursework essays, and stupid gitface teachers have made us compare the most awkward writings to compare. A collection of short stories verses a play. I wouldn't mind comparing a novel and a play, or a novel and short stories, but tell me to write a comparative essay between a play and a collection of short stories and my brain implodes because I cannot criticise either plays nor poetry. Novels are my main man and I like reading and acting plays and poetry just wants to eat my soul.

Plus, I only get to do two drafts for one essay. You hear me. Two drafts. Then that's it. You're fucked for life.

Goddammit why can't they have a creative writing course in this? I'd be able to ace that.

Well, whining over. Now if you excuse me I'm going to steal Dad's alcohol from the outside fridge and try to forget that I attend school let alone that I have two essays to write for Monday.

  • Location:North Wales
  • Mood: stressed
  • Music:The German States - Germany's Drama CD

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Prussia in Maid Outfit - Oh dear...

  • Apr. 2nd, 2009 at 11:10 PM
Sooo...?

Yes. Gilbert in Germany's neko maid outfit. XD A drabble for [info]meicdon13  I hope you enjoy it!

Warning, yes, it is crack, peoples.

Title: Maid Cosplay

Artist/Author: KivaEmber

Character(s)/Pairing(s): PrussiaxGermany silliness

Rating: T

Warnings: Crack, Germancest, crude jokes, incestuous themes, shonen ai, Prussia in a maid outfit… =___=

Summary: For meicdon13. CRACK. “Wha…? Where did you…get that…?” “Heheh! I found it in your closet. Cute, huh?” Prussia in a maid outfit. Silliness ensues.

 

( Not even my uptight Bruder can resist my awesomeness! )

 

  • Location:North Wales
  • Mood: cheerful
  • Music:Ditty for Daddy - Bleach OST

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Mar. 31st, 2009

  • 12:42 PM
Ryuuku
I hate being a woman.

=_____= +

That being said, I needed to update my journal once again because it's being neglected~ I should start posting up my stories on this thing but I always forget *chuckles* Ah, my memory is like a damn sieve.

I'm learning German though, with help from a friend in Austria :D Isn't the internet a wonderful thing?

Eh, I dunno what else to put. So yeah, I wasted a minute of your life you won't get BACK!!! BWAHAHAHAAHA!!!

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POOOOORNZ

  • Mar. 28th, 2009 at 10:11 PM
Kissu PxG
( You are about to view content that may not be appropriate for minors. )

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Bleach Fanfic: Nineteen Eighty Four

  • Mar. 17th, 2009 at 11:45 PM
Ryuuku
OQEIOHDQW:*)EY*}~~D LOOOONG D:

Yes. It is long.

Nineteen Eighty Four style Bleach fanfic :D George Orwell will be rolling in his grave.

(I've decided to start posting my stories in my livejournal. Much tidier.)

Title: Nineteen Eighty-Four

Artist/Author: KivaEmber

Disclaimer: Bleach doesn’t belong to me, and the themes of this story is based off of George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four novel.

Character(s)/Pairing(s): Hichigo ShirosakixIchigo Kurosaki,

Rating: T+

Warnings: Totalitarianism, invasion of privacy, dictatorship, homosexual themes, AU themes, adult themes, sexual themes, profanities, contortion of perceived reality, fucked-upness, and corruption.

Summary: Based off of George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four. Shiro didn’t believe in subjugation. It was a terrible waste of time and effort when everything was going to bubble over and blow up in their faces. Implied HichiIchi.




 

( 1984 Bastardisation... )

 

  • Location:North Wales
  • Mood: accomplished
  • Music:tWHYlight (Yes, why?)

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ASDJK@WUD#WQUh HISTOOOOORY~

  • Mar. 15th, 2009 at 11:38 PM
Horrified

I have had three days to swot up on German History for a last minute presentation of my Key Skills Communication class.

Stupid of me, I know.

On one hand, it's very very interesting, and whenever I see the word Prussia or Germany I think of Hetalia rather than history but there you go XD It helps me remember stuff if there are anthropomorphic beings involved rather than countries. Anyway, yes, I spent Friday procrastinating, I spent an hour at most on reading up on Prussia turning into Germany in 1871, and today I spent hurried, panicky moments reading  up everything I could and compiling a half assed timeline.

Thank God I am so good at bullshitting on my feet (reference to this is the B for my GCSE English Oral Exam where I had no research and I rambled on about Multiple Personality Disorder and how it is the same as Dissociative Identity Disorder :P). 

I like History though, so it's not all bad. Hopefully I'll keep the presentation interesting enough so everyone won't be falling asleep. I'm planning on trying to involve the audience as much as possible so they don't end up napping or drift off. Somehow...eh, I'll think of something.

Anyway, to share my chaotic timeline:

TIMELINE:

 

·        1618 – 1648 Thirty Year War

·        German literature boomed in 18th Century

·        German Romanticism. Late 18th Early 19th Century

·        Sturm Und Drang – Germany’s canonical emo phase

·        1806 – 1813 Rhine Confederation. 16 German states by Napoleon.

·        1815 The German Confederation (39 states) after 6th Coalition (Russia) demolished R. Confederation. Dissolved in 1848 (Vormärz) and reformed in 1850 after failed revolutions – people wanted unified Germany.

·        1864 Prussia and Austria against the Dutch in Second Schleswig War caused Denmark’s cession of Holstein, Lauenburg and Schleswig.

·        1866 Austro-Prussian war over who controls Germany (Bruderkrieg = War of Brothers) Austria and Germany Vs Prussia, Italy and Germany. Prussia won and dominated Germany.

·        1866 – 1871 The North German Confederation was formed. Austria was not invited because Prussia wanted stronger influence over German affairs.

·        1870 Battle of Sedan = Defeat of Napoleon by Prussia and the North German Confederation, and the formation of the Third Republic in Germany.

·        1871 End of Franco-Prussian War (Treaty of Frankfurt) and proclamation of the German Empire at Versaillles. North German Federation joined the Southern German states except Austria, Luxembourg and Liechtenstein.

·        League of the Three Emperors 1873 (Russia, Germany and Autria-Hungary).

·        Dual Alliance 1879 (Germany and Austria-Hungary)

·        Triple Alliance 1882 (Germany, Austria-Hungary and Italy)

·        Reinsurance Treaty 1887 (Germany and Russia)

·        Franco-Russian Alliance 1892 (France and Russia)

·        Anglo-Japanese Alliance 1902 (Japan and Britain)

·        Entente Cordiale 1904 (Britain and France)

·        Anglo-Russian Alliance 1907 (Britain and Russia)

·        WWI in 1914 after Franz Ferdinand and his wife got assassinated. Austria-Hungary called up Germany’s aid and Russia supported Serbia.

·        Prussia, Germany, Austria-Hungary, Bulgaria and Turkey (Ottoman Empire at the time) Verses France, Japan, Italy, Russia and Britain.

·        1917 America joined the war after Germany + Prussia bombed American ships (or British ships with American passengers + Battle of the Atlantic).

Orz, dead.

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